Silent Lurker · What's your group chat role?

No messages. Somehow knows every single joke.

“I have been here the whole time.”

They think you have not read it. You have read all of it. Your friends’ back-and-forth supplies the day’s entertainment without you needing to add a single word.

Bring up an old joke in person and everyone goes “Wait, you were there?” One little RSVP can stop the organizer from launching a private-message search party.